Do you ever see a post on your dash and literally say “shut up” out loud
Hola! I'm Sam. I'm 21 years old. American. Pansexual. Short. I think books are a thrill.
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(Formerly me-llamo-samantha)
so as a social experiment im going to unleash this hot hunk of meat upon my sim town to wreak his manchild wrath
his name is broni friendzoni (it’s italian)
omfg broni friendzoni
Do you ever see a post on your dash and literally say “shut up” out loud
Woah hey so everyone’s freaking out about the whole Yahoo deal so I was like “okay I’m gonna go look this thing up then!” and look what I found!!
“… let it continue to operate as an independent business.”
In other words: Calm down people, Yahoo’s not gonna mess up your precious fandom blogging experience
Source: [x]
glitter-from-gallifrey replied to your photo: I found my old recorder from 5th grade and walked…
omg thought that was a vibrator at first glance

OMG
I found my old recorder from 5th grade and walked into the kitchen playing Hot Cross Buns, and my older sister said to whoever she was talking to on the phone “Yeah, I need a drink. Sam found her old recorder.”
Rude.
The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.
I really hope Yahoo doesn’t fuck up Tumblr like it’s fucked up … well, every single thing it’s ever touched in the history of the universe.
I’m currently sitting outside my aunt’s house waiting for her and my uncle to get home with pizza. Apparently there was a communication error between them and my dad and they didn’t realize we would get here while they were gone.
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
(Source: u-ltravi0lets)
i’m still waiting for my princess diaries transformation
where are you paolo
(Source: fehroohz)